Where the hell is science lately? It seems like they’re all focused on cellphones and GPS-satellite-blah-blah-blah. We’re not even done with appliances yet. Let’s look a little inward.
The Dyson guy gets it. He looked at the vacuum and said “NOT GOOD ENOUGH.” I respect that. Fuck vacuums. They suck.
I feel the same way about microwaves. Where’s the innovation? What’s the next best thing in microwave technology?
Someone needs to invent a microwave that I can put metal in. I feel like something beyond myself (god?) is driving me on this one. Also, I grill potatoes wrapped in tin foil. I would like to eat the leftovers the next day, heating them up quickly in a microwave. But who has the energy and time to unwrap them? And as everyone knows, unwrapping a potato prior to heating ruins the locked in flavor.
Another example — I make instant oatmeal. When I stir it halfway through cooking, I sometimes forget to take the spoon out. Loud noises. Pop. Everyone yells at me.
Current and future science people, now you know. A microwave that doesn’t freak out over metal would be really cool.
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I agree with you on this. Totally.
Subhan Zein
Subhan, I’ve been reading your blog for the last hour and it’s great to know that a thinker such as yourself can find enjoyment out of these odd little thoughts of mine. I’m glad you enjoyed.
Well, John. Sometimes the greatest inspiration comes out of odd little thoughts, so it’s better not to belittle things.
Subhan Zein